How I feel about living in the Northwest while everyone on Facebook is bitching about the heat on the East Coast.

I don’t normally blog things that are straight up ugly, but these busted ass Seattle tattoos made me LOL.  Also, how much does the space needle in the top left look like its in Bespin cloud city?  

Sure, there are better pictures of Lake Union and the Seattle skyline under the Seattle tag, but this one was taken by ME.  Basically you’ll be wanting to frame it.

I stopped to take this picture of the I-5 colonnade next to my house with my phone, and a fucking crow flew so close to my head that I felt its wing brush my hair.  Abject terror is great cardio, right?

I want this because of reasons.

This is why I miss Seattle, because Washington state is basically Middle Earth.  I took this on vacation in the Olympic Peninsula a couple years ago, it was pretty epic.